When I forget that I ordered something online and then it comes in the mail

Dear People of the World,
I don’t mean to upset your belief in your own superiority, but please understand that everyone who speaks a language is using grammar.
Sincerely,
Linguistics
Dear Linguistics,
I don’t mean to detract from your point, because it was a good one, however, I do believe you should have addressed the writer of that letter, not the recipient.
Sincerely,
AJ








